As always, we learned a lot by taking the boys on this exciting venture:
- Two year olds with flailing legs become a lot more worrisome when sharp blades are attached to their feet.
- After assuming a mummy-like position while pushing a two year old around the ice, you will probably require the services of a chiropractor.
- An almost-four year old and a two year old can disassemble the ice arena's Christmas tree in 4.5 seconds.
- Feet grow after bearing children. This will cause your formerly wonderful ice skates to become instruments of torture.
- Elderly women walking on the indoor track don't particularly appreciate the charm of two-year old boys pretending to be dinosaurs. Especially when said dinosaur roars and begins chasing them. Some people have no sense of humor.
1 comment:
Oh my, you're brave.
I've had the same experience with my previously beloved ice skates. I guess I'd just better rent some.
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