The Bear Hunt

Matt's Pre-K class recently made bears for "B" week. The next day, the bears all went missing, and the children had to go on a bear hunt. The bears were found, but no one ever thought to ask why the bears went missing. I asked Matt what the bear had been doing when he disappeared, and Matt said, "Probably eating some berries."

After inspecting one of the bears in question, I think I know where the bears went.


It's all there. The dilated pupils, hallucinogenic colors, and vacant smile. Yes, folks, I think these bears were dabbling in something a little more serious than blackberries.

Mr. Bear: I think it's time for Rehab.