I was tidying up in the kitchen, and picked up a bunch of bananas to place them in the fruit bowl. I noticed one was curiously light, though it appeared to be normal from the outside.
Upon closer inspection, the banana had a small strip of skin missing, and the fruit inside was gone.
Fruit everywhere, be afraid. Be very afraid. He strikes when you are least expecting it, and leaves little evidence behind. He is Nolan: The Banana Vampire.
1 comment:
Laughing out loud. Really. :D
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